Friday, July 27, 2012

We're having beans tonight...

Let the gases begin:

Here, let us introduce ourselves. We are two creative souls who found one another at Home Depot. Turns out, we were both there buying plumbing tools. Surprise! Realizing that our goal in life was the same, we determined that being apart was destined to be bad news for the world. So here we are, our minds bursting with useless information about life! At your disposal. Literally, we will talk about anything, so advice is what we have to offer, spilling forth like a volcanic ejaculation!
We have experienced things that no normal person should experience. It happens. Well...no, not to everyone. But we feel that this blog is a place to share our experiences, while offering our readers insight into similar (or not so similar) situations. Sometimes, you will be disgusted; other times, you may find yourself quite amused. However, no matter what happens, just remember we are here for you, to hold your hand along the way, and dry your misty eyes when life seems too surreal to believe.
 To all a good night and happy pooting!

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